The people of Cincinnati love to spread lies. Their favorite lie is, "Cincinnati does not suck."
Another favorite is, "Sunlight Pool is the World's Largest Recirculating Swimming Pool." This is a great lie because no one else in the world is trying to lay claim to the title.
The sucky Sunlite Pool is located in the sucky surroundings of Coney Island. No, not the real Coney Island, this is a Coney Island that ripped off its name from the real Coney Island. It is easy to distinguish which Coney Island is which, because the one in Cincinnati is the one that sucks and lies about its pool.
The word "recirculating" sets off all kinds of alarm bells in the head of any normal person as to what the hell this record is supposed to mean. Does this mean that there may be larger pools in the world, but their water sits stagnant?
Because Cincinnati sucks so much that it isn't worth more than three googles to prove any one sucky point, I'll just state a couple of facts to prove this lie.
Sunlite pool measures 200 feet wide and 401 feet long. According to the Coney Island website, there are over 3 million gallons of water circulating in the pool at all times. I believe the gallons calculated must also include atmospheric moisture.
There is a pool in Chile that measures over 1000 YARDS long (that's 3000 feet for you Cincinnati schooled types), it covers 20 acres and holds 66 million gallons of water. That is a larger pool. But, does the water recirculate? Well, it uses a computer controlled suction and filtration system to keep the water permanently circulating.
But, does it 'REcirculate'? Who the hell cares? Why do you want your water to REcirculate? Sunlite pool water is fouled by the lying suckwad Cincinnatians who swim in it, their sucky children who pee in it, and then that water is recirculated back around everyone, creating several million gallons of pee-suck-stew.
16 comments:
The in Chile is filled with ocean water and is not chlorinated .
Lol, he's mad.
So, yeah Cincy sucks, so why do you still live there?
I live in Cincinnati and the only thing worth a damn in the whole area is that pool and the museum's. Other than that cincy does suck a big chode
you must have said suck 300 hundred times. If you dont like cincinnati the get the hell out. we dont want you anyway
This sounds like the suckiest soul in the universe!
Cincinnati sucks balls and the dumbfuck Republicans who live there with a perma stick up the ass make it even worse. Fuck Cincinnati.
Cincinnati rox!!!!
That he is. You nailed it
That he is. You nailed it
HA. This guy has a lot to say about Cincinnati. Maybe he's just pissed cause his parents named him "DICK"
Cincinnati is awesome! Coney Island is one of many reasons that Cincinnati rocks! Other attractions in the area include: Taste of Cincinnati, Festival of Lights, Reds Opening Day Parade, Mt. Adams, Eden Park, Mt. Lookout, Ault Park, the Cincinnati Observatory, and Longworth Hall.
FUCK CINCINNATI
At least it’s better than cleaveland.
Basically you are a Moron and what does suck is you!
Same to you dumb ass!
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