1. Their favorite Cincinnatians are dead.
2. Northside doesn't count.
3. See above.
4. No one goes to the ballet.
5. The bridge is only cool because it leads you out of town.
6. Cincinnatians hate the Freedom Center.
7. Newport is in KY.
8. Playhouse in the Park will soon be a victim to Mt. Adams erosion, and slide down the hill into the bus terminal.
9. See #7
10. The city's relationship with OTR is one of the biggest reasons Cincinnati sucks.
11. They were bought off by free tea.
OK?
Also, please note that 36 hours in Cincinnati is only long enough to get a whiff of the suckatude.
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Angry hipster troll, do not feed.
Angry hipster troll, do not feed.
The hipsters, I'm afraid, are actually in OTR pretending that it is Paris.
I read the article. The author fails to point out that Northside shifts from hipster pretension to ghetto violence around 10PM, as the surrounding urban blight takes over. The gangstas permit the hipsters to dwell on that little stretch of Hamilton Ave only during daylight. Pointing out that the city has two nice chain hotels downtown is a little lame.
You forgot something.
12. Our mayor thinks he's one hell of a mayor (bitch)
13. The stupid streetcar, government gets to waste money again yay! More taxes!
Dick Bronson what a fucking douche!
Northside sucks too: redneck remnants, languid hipster-wannabe's, and blacks who have no more gumption than to live in Northside, whose presents irks everybody else there. Northside is a tired, old sow's ear that somebody tried to dress up as a silk purse. Northside sucks ass.
There is a reason your name is dick
Cincinnati blows harder than your Mother. Thousands of stick-in-the-ass conservative Republicans, lily white, crappy weather (that's an understatement), rednecks galore. Downtown is a joke and the suburbanites are aggressively stupid and think way too highly of themselves. Other than that a great place to live.
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I have been in Downtown Cincinnati all week for work. This place is a construction worker music disaster area. Every bar I have been to blares stupid shit like ACDC, Lynyrd Skynyrd, John BonJoVanhalen, Eric Claptelloncamp, Sting, Sammy Fagarosmith, Sticx, Journey, Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin reruns. I was at the Blind Pig and some idiots stuffed the juke box with Ted Nugent and Molly Hatchet. The space downtown across from FX McRorys blares Survivor and Sting over and over and over and over, people from out of town probably barf after eating in the area. Last night I went out again and after getting dry heaves from construction worker music or vanilla rap at three bars I tried, I went back to my hotel and stopped at the lobby bar. There were four men talking loudly about how kick ass Judas Priest and Jimi Hendrix are and started trying to top each others drug trip stories and construction worker music concerts. How can anyone live in this boring, backdated place?
Agree. Not easy for me to live here
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