It is Mexico City on the Ohio River. It is a crockpot full of shirtless fat Germans stewing in their own chunky toxic humid fumes. It is pollution that has been trying to rise above the valley since the mid 1970's. It is companies all over the county paying off crooked politicians to keep releasing shit into the air, and those politicians continuing to get elected because Cincinnatians hate dark people and homos more than they like to breathe.
Though it may be impossible to inhale during the summer, make no mistake, Cincinnati sucks.
